Lalande Nishida on a midnight date with her “3 years older girlfriend”!
He has no ambition, loves gambling and women, and is extremely careless with his money and time. We take a direct look at his "pimp life", relying on a beautiful office worker!
A little after 9:00 p.m. in mid-December, when the cold weather was getting colder, a couple showed up in a quiet residential area in Shinjuku Ward. They were Nishida (27), a member of the popular young comedy duo “Lalande,” and S, a beautiful office worker three years older than Nishida, who had previously announced their relationship, saying that they met on a matching app. Nishida walked into the entrance of the apartment building, conversing with her in a calm tone.
Speaking of Nishida, his private life tends to attract more attention than his main business, comedy. I wish he would take a lesson from his partner Saaya (26), who had a breakthrough this year. ……
I’m not sure what to make of that. Nishida, on the other hand, has no ambition and is always reserved in her appearances. Her work is about one-eighth that of Saaya. However, on December 2, he was featured in “Ametalk! (TV Asahi) on December 2, he revealed that he reads more than 100 books a year, mainly pure literature. (TV Asahi), he revealed that he reads more than 100 books a year, mainly pure literature works. His literary talent is attracting attention, and there is a possibility that he will make a breakthrough as a writer in 2010.
Although Nishida is finally showing signs of a breakthrough at ……, it is said that his scumming ways have accelerated recently.
She pays for his living expenses, and his parents pay for his credit card bills. Even though he lives with her, he still uses a matching app and spends the majority of his salary on horse racing at the beginning of each month.” (Nishida’s comedian friend)
(A comedian friend of Nishida’s) I interviewed Nishida directly as he came out of his office to find out the truth.
–This is Friday. How is your relationship going?
It’s going well.”
–You said you met on a matching app, but did you write in your profile that you were Nishida from “Lalaland”?
Yes, I did.
–How many dates did you go on before you became lovers?
I don’t remember anymore. I don’t remember anymore. To be honest, I didn’t know if we were going to get together at that time, so I was dating four or five guys at the same time.
–So you moved in with Mr. S, didn’t help him with the housework, and even paid his living expenses.
That’s not money!
–On the contrary, what are you paying her for?
It’s free love.”
–……. You also ask your parents to pay for your credit cards, don’t you?
You ask your parents to pay for your credit cards, right? Why don’t they just send it to me? It’s not my fault.”
–Do you continue to use matching apps?
I’m on it. I haven’t met anyone yet, though. Right now, I’m just dating the tentative number one girl. I’ll keep updating my love life.”
–It’s been said that your scumminess is accelerating.
I’m not a bum. I’m not a bum, I’m loved!”
–Do you have any aspirations for ’22?
I want to close the gap between me and my partner. I’d like to close the gap with my partner, and I’d like Mr. Saaya to work a little less.
–Why don’t you make an effort?
There’s too much difference in work. It’s weird. It’s not my fault.”
It’s not my fault.” If the junk can be shaken up to this extent, it’s a fine art. …… I hope you have a great 22 years, just in case!
From the January 7-14, 2022 issue of FRIDAY
PHOTO： Masaaki Saito
